Funny.

From the journal of photographer Andy Batt…
"Small beads of sweat, that knot in the gut, and occasional flashes of impending doom-photographer Andy Batt faced his most challenging assignment yet: a bus full of 3rd graders. Outnumbered and surrounded, he struggled valiantly with promises of cover shot fame. The 3rd graders, smelling weakness, went in for the kill. He woke up alone, lying on the ground covered in miniature footprints with camera in hand, and the cover shot glowing on the small screen. 'Andy' he said to himself, 'you may have lost the battle, but you've won the war.'"

Andy Batt is a Portland based nationally published photographer who loves what he does and loves where he lives. His work can be viewed at, andybatt.com